Lyrics
I missed out on teenage sex, somehow survived it all
Was too busy beating off to reader s digest, got cheated out of my wet dream, i missed out on teenage sex
was too busy beating off to reader s digest
chased home by rabid dogs
every day will now be recess
the ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan, chasing me down the stairwell
Chasing me down the stairwell, shit rolling out of my slacks
was too busy beating off to reader s digest
shit rolling out of my slacks
from now on things will be different
at my pathetic past
Got cheated out of my wet dream, from now on things will be different, the ugly stick had wished
Got cheated out of my wet dream, beaten up by football jocks
At my pathetic past, from now on things will be different, never knew popularity
no prize for congeniality
To one day become a swan, always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream, no prize for congeniality, well i can t help but laugh
Kick me sign taped to my back, i missed out on teenage sex, well i can t help but laugh
Got cheated out of my wet dream, the ugly stick had wished, i missed out on teenage sex
Beaten up by football jocks, was too busy beating off to reader s digest Pathetic, always picked last for sports teams
Never knew popularity, always picked last for sports teams My, from now on things will be different
I missed out on teenage sex, well i can t help but laugh
I had to run out of my art class, somehow survived it all, from now on things will be different
To one day become a swan, never knew popularity Pathetic, at my pathetic past
Chased home by rabid dogs, beaten up by football jocks Past, from now on things will be different
Kick me sign taped to my back, forced to hide in toilet stalls
Beaten up by football jocks, i missed out on teenage sex
I missed out on teenage sex, chased home by rabid dogs
Was too busy beating off to reader s digest, i missed out on teenage sex
Chasing me down the stairwell, was too busy beating off to reader s digest, chasing me down the stairwell
Well i can t help but laugh, i missed out on teenage sex, shit rolling out of my slacks
The ugly stick had wished, beaten up by football jocks, chasing me down the stairwell
was too busy beating off to reader s digest
somehow survived it all
forced to hide in toilet stalls
Somehow survived it all, was too busy beating off to reader s digest
Chasing me down the stairwell, got cheated out of my wet dream SNFU, chasing me down the stairwell
Forced to hide in toilet stalls, chasing me down the stairwell, shit rolling out of my slacks
At my pathetic past, every day will now be recess
the ugly stick had wished
The ugly stick had wished, chasing me down the stairwell My, always picked last for sports teams
No prize for congeniality, never knew popularity
shit rolling out of my slacks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls, always picked last for sports teams, always picked last for sports teams
Always picked last for sports teams, i had to run out of my art class
i had to run out of my art class
i had to run out of my art class
No prize for congeniality, got cheated out of my wet dream, somehow survived it all
beaten up by football jocks
got cheated out of my wet dream
To one day become a swan, from now on things will be different
At my pathetic past, kick me sign taped to my back, always picked last for sports teams
Always picked last for sports teams, to one day become a swan