Lyrics
Two times two is four, or the world s going to have to get bigger
or there s a couple other possibilities
You can have children over a million, but now i m hollering around the world
I know i shouldn t a been born, we better get off our knees, we ll all be a-doubling
just figure it out yourself
Either people are going to have to get smaller, two times two is four
your children number a billion
Next comes a hundred twenty-eight, next comes two hundred fifty-six
and i drive the birchers wild
The lord helps them that helps themselves, or there s a couple other possibilities
we ll all be a-doubling
keep doubling another millennium
for two thousand years we been praying
two times eight is sixteen
Two times eight is sixteen, or the world s going to have to get bigger We'll, we ll all be a-doubling
Either people are going to have to get smaller, two times two is four, i was my mama s third child
But now i m hollering around the world, two times two is four, i ll leave it to you to figure
You can have another quadrillion, next comes a hundred twenty-eight
we ll all be a-doubling
Either people are going to have to get smaller, and the hour is getting late, next comes two hundred fifty-six
or there s a couple other possibilities