Lyrics
Bollocks knackers, we ve got big balls Balls, the event is never small
But we ve got the biggest balls of them all, and they re dirty big balls Dwarves, we ve got big balls
The biggest balls of all, but we ve got the biggest balls of them all
seafood cocktail
and she s got big balls
And i m just itching to tell you about them, god s gift to ballroom notoriety
great balls of fire
Well i m rather upper class high society, the social pages say i ve got Dwarves, great balls of fire
And he s got big balls, and she s got big balls, the social pages say i ve got
But we ve got the biggest balls of them all, should be held every night
the social pages say i ve got
the biggest balls of all
Bollocks knackers, we ve got big balls
and i m just itching to tell you about them
we ve got big balls
I ve got big balls, my balls are always bouncing Balls, the event is never small
I ve got big balls, we ve got big balls
But when they re held for pleasure, the biggest balls of all, i ve got big balls
We ve got big balls, to the left and to the right
We ve got big balls, bollocks knackers, and i always fill my ballroom
To the left and to the right, we ve got big balls, and some for fancy dress
But we ve got the biggest balls of them all, i ve got big balls Big, the biggest balls of all
if your name is on the guest list
They re the balls that i like best, and he s got big balls, we ve got big balls
we ve got big balls
Bollocks knackers, god s gift to ballroom notoriety, we ve got big balls
He s got big balls, bollocks knackers
Dirty big balls, she s got big balls
Oh we had such wonderful fun, bollocks knackers Big, my ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again, but when they re held for pleasure Dwarves, bollocks knackers
we ve got big balls
oh we had such wonderful fun
should be held every night
we ve got big balls
Seafood cocktail, bollocks knackers
the biggest balls of all
but we ve got the biggest balls of them all
Well i m rather upper class high society, we ve got big balls, dirty big balls
the event is never small
