Another hit of the sticky, Ricky?
Go ahead and tap the bong, Wong
A little OG Purple Haze, Reyes
Everybody tokes when they come to my house
Now won't you spark up the weed, Creed?
Don't lose that cherry, Jerry
Roll up another spliff, Heathcliff
Everybody tokes when they come to my house
I pack the bowl with your favorites
A little shatter will thrill ya
Hit the blunt or the joint, getting faded's the point,
You better dab if it kills ya
Have a pot cookie, Snooki
Try this sativa, Diva
Maynard just got his weed card
Everybody tokes when they come to my house
Have a banana, Hannah
Try the salami, Tommy
Get with the gravy, Davy
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Try a tomato, Plato
Here's cacciatore, Dory
Taste the bologna, Tony
Everybody eats when they come to my house
I've fixed your favorite dishes
Hopin' this good food fills ya
Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone
You better eat if it kills ya
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
Havin' a derby, Irvy
Look in the fendel, Mendel
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Hannah, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Pasta fazoola, Tallulah
Oh, do have a bagel, Fagel
Now don't be so bashful, Nashville
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Hey, this is a party, Marty
Well, you get the cherry, Jerry
Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house
All of my friends are welcome
Don't make me coax you, moax you
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
You gotta eat if it chokes ya
Oh, do have a knish, Nisha
Pass him the latke, Matke
Chili con carne for Barney
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Face, Buster, share, chops, fump
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Everybody eats when they come to my house