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tearing down the road in a pickup truck
You know her daddy went to maben this day, well that must be the man been courtin abell Ace, followed by a tractor and a half lame mule
And screeched to a grinding halt, you can tell just from the way he s drivin that car, and there wasn t a soul in sight
Lik ta kill ed her ma when she found out about it, i could a told you
And all of them darlin old grown bad trusty chickens, discussin how the crops were failin Ace, two men sittin in straight back chairs
But if you won t say it, and there wasn t a soul in sight
You can tell just from the way he s drivin that car, lik ta kill ed her ma when she found out about it
Now the gravel was flying as he turned the bend, they went through the fence, to meet the enemy face to face
and screeched to a grinding halt
Well that must be the man been courtin abell, and her mommas been in arkansas with her ailin pa, sayin with a mona lisa grin
Followed by a tractor and a half lame mule, with that ace insurance man
Good people just doin what s right, it might be too late and it would be a pity, with an ace insurance bumper sticker
and her mommas been in arkansas with her ailin pa
cause ace done struck again
Faces beaming goodness and their jaw s set hard, you remember bout abby mcguinness
And all of them darlin old grown bad trusty chickens, better call up the sheriff in calhoun city Bobbie, now the gravel was flying as he turned the bend
course i know it ain t none of my bid ness
You remember bout abby mcguinness, do you reckon he s goin up to see abell
I don t mean nothing by what i say, to meet the enemy face to face
Sayin with a mona lisa grin, but in her hand she waved a policy Gentry, but it wasn t nobody s fault
And have the preacher organize a vestigating committee, followed by a tractor and a half lame mule
And off in the distance was abell s house, to see what s going on
and off in the distance was abell s house
Course i know it ain t none of my bid ness, and her mommas been in arkansas with her ailin pa, but abell yelled at em through the screen door
She ain t got no bid ness alone, better call up the sheriff in calhoun city
Sayin with a mona lisa grin, and hit pa s first-prize hog in the head, well that must be the man been courtin abell