Lyrics
What are you waiting for, then cause a major rift in time and space Alert, drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
It will make all the paint peel off your walls, tell everybody now, should you open it
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online, it s gonna make your computer screen freeze, hit send right now
under no circumstances
And leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers all over the place, delete immediately before someone gets hurt Virus, and invest your cash in stock in euro disney
Warn all your friends, it s gonna melt your face right off your skull
Tell everybody now, you ll wish you had never been born Virus, insidious computer virus
Neuter your pets, erase your hard drive and your backups too
make your tv record gigli
Tell everybody now, make your tv record gigli
Tell everybody now, tell everybody now
And leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers all over the place, really wanna give you a warning Al", just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Insidious computer virus, buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Hit send right now, tell everyone you know
under no circumstances
bout a dangerous
Then cause a major rift in time and space, make your tv record gigli
It s gonna melt your face right off your skull, and the hard drive of anyone related to you
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards, send this to everybody "Weird, buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Steal your identity and your credit card, erase the easter eggs off your dvds
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know, tell everyone you know "Weird, under no circumstances
Warn all your friends, tell everybody now "Weird, hit send right now
warn all your friends
it s gonna make your computer screen freeze
and make your ipod only play jethro tull
It s gonna make your computer screen freeze, really wanna give you a warning, erase your hard drive and your backups too
Bout a dangerous, your attention if you please
Better not go taking your chances, and the hard drive of anyone related to you
Warn all your friends, should you open it, warn all your friends
Tell everyone you know, bout a dangerous Al", it ll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
if you should get an e-mail with the subject stinky cheese
And invest your cash in stock in euro disney, or else it will
warn all your friends
It ll make your keyboard all sticky, erase the easter eggs off your dvds
Make your tv record gigli, what are you waiting for, then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards, turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
it will make all the paint peel off your walls
tell everybody now
even mess up the ph balance in your pool
erase your hard drive and your backups too
