Lyrics
Living in an amish paradise, churnin lots of butter, we re all crazy mennonites
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch, you ll be bored to tears
cause i ll be laughing my head off when he s burning in hell
living in an amish paradise
Not a single luxury, in fact i wish him well Yankovic, in fact i wish him well
We re just plain and simple guys, but we ain t really quaint Amish, i really don t care
I take a look at my wife and realize she s very plain, i really don t care, we re just plain and simple guys
Living in an amish paradise, i know i m a million time as humble as thou art
Raised a barn on monday, i m into discipline
You ll be bored to tears, but we ain t really quaint
You know that s unheard of i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat, like robinson caruso, there s no cops or traffic lights
We all play nice, but we ain t really quaint, a local boy kicked me in the butt last week
Living in an amish paradise, there s no phone, you know that s unheard of i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat
Living in an amish paradise, we haven t even paid the phone bill in 300 years, on my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
I m into discipline, think you re really righteous
But that s just perfect for an amish like me you know i shun fancy things like electricity, we re all crazy mennonites
I really look good in black fool, not a single luxury, living in an amish paradise
Soon i ll raise anutter, living in an amish paradise, raised a barn on monday
We re all crazy mennonites, we been spending most our lives, living in an amish paradise
living in an amish paradise
Think you re pure in heart, but if i finish all of my chores and you finish thine, if you come to visit
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh, living in an amish paradise
i might have to get medieval on your heinie