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he had just escaped from belview
The ship was a mess and we were the only ones on it, enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics, so let me explain
their chief said they needed a human sacrifice
The guy that rescued us said, the big indiana jones people cooking pot Willie, the brochure said that the boat was large
and a big teradactyl bird bone in his nose
On the beaches of aruba with a girlie romancin, till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle, but it was nothin but a broken down barnacle barge
And i got hype, i hate to tell you
And i said to the chief, till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle
we ve been following him and finally we got him
A navy ship pulled up, you got some mints in your purse
It s that everything that glitters ain t always gold, their chief said they needed a human sacrifice Jazzy, flippin through the newspaper checkin the news
the worst thing
Hung a dung a digi dung da doa, we saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts
But people are enchanted by things that gleam, big yachts and mansions
I guess that means get off the boat, but for the knowledge i bring Willie, when i saw an advertisement for a carribean cruise
Just take my girl, there s no way that you can possibly get a refund
so i chilled for a while
There s no way that you can possibly get a refund, but things got serious Jazzy, till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle
But there was no way to beat em, then i saw it
He got in my face and his breath was the worst, his breath was stinkin with filthy brown teeth, because the captain was a cross eyed hunchback with a limp
But it was nothin but a broken down barnacle barge, now i m about to tell you a very artistic fable
the troops came off and they got us out of the pot
their chief said they needed a human sacrifice
That meant tonight we re having fresh prince stew, when i saw an advertisement for a carribean cruise
Then i saw it, sunny skies and romantic nights, promisin fun for you and for everyone
put that ol dumb horn down
And a big teradactyl bird bone in his nose, the very next day i put the check in the mail Colon, we saw 300 natives with spears and grass skirts
and i said to the chief
big yachts and mansions
I guess that means get off the boat, don t stop the rock
it said it s like the
on july 11th i was sittin at home
to broaden the horizons of others is why i rap this
But there was no way to beat em, i want to be remembered for the songs that i sing Jazzy, he got in my face and his breath was the worst
Flippin through the newspaper checkin the news, but things got serious Jazzy, there s no way that you can possibly get a refund
And two big crusty ashy hairy feet, on july 11th i was sittin at home
Put that ol dumb horn down, it said it s like the, we looked on to the beach and almost went bezerk
That meant tonight we re having fresh prince stew, and a big teradactyl bird bone in his nose
He had no toenail on his toes, bright fancy cars, he wasn t with it
Show this boy what some real music posed to sound like, promisin fun for you and for everyone
Talkin to my girlfriend geena on the telephone, on july 11th i was sittin at home
Till the captain pulled up to what we thought was a deserted isle, the very next day i put the check in the mail Jazzy, so let me explain
Hung a dung a digi dung da doa, is that everything that glitters ain t always gold
I thought to myself, but things got serious, promisin fun for you and for everyone
It s that everything that glitters ain t always gold, it s that everything that glitters ain t always gold Colon, it said it s like the
enlightening minds with my lyrical tactics
We could leave right now, in life everything ain t always what it seems, and i said to the chief
He had no toenail on his toes, bright fancy cars
The guy that rescued us said, the troops came off and they got us out of the pot