| # | Song | Kbps | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Whackhead Simpson - ASDA Announcement: Ben Laden | 320 | 01:34 |
| 2 | Whackhead Simpson - Boob Operation | 160 | 05:03 |
| 3 | Whackhead Simpson - Chatline Fifty Shades Of Grey | 320 | 04:20 |
| 4 | Whackhead Simpson - Gamblers Anonymous | 256 | 03:19 |
| 5 | Whackhead Simpson - Hey Baldieman | 256 | 06:40 |
| 6 | Whackhead Simpson - I Need Your Wife's Breast Milk | 320 | 09:35 |
| 7 | Whackhead Simpson - Telemarketer Who Snaps | 320 | 04:06 |
| 8 | Whackhead Simpson - The Hotdog Flop | 256 | 03:10 |
| 9 | Whackhead Simpson - The Rigged Rugby Comp | 256 | 06:26 |
| 10 | Whackhead Simpson - Your Toilet Is Blocked | 192 | 03:48 |