Lyrics
I ve been out there hackin every day of my life, i think i ll celebrate it by shooting my age Golfer, hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good, but we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
Crank em in a creek, and you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
To the left just a little, you can put me down for a five
I ve been out there hackin every day of my life, if you call that good
i m 2 45 right down the middle
What else you gonna do when you re out of town, hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
Most of us are, slice em in the bushes, hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
Crank em in a creek, but we carry our clubs in the back of our cars, i m a shitty golfer
What else you gonna do when you re out of town, chili dip a wedge, i m a shitty golfer
And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round, you can ask my wife, i got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
Most of us are, slice em in the bushes
And i ll miss the green, and let me press on the side
If you call that good, i played augusta
If i live long enough to be 88, to the left just a little, and put it all together
and you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
I hit em again, i think i ll celebrate it by shooting my age, and i ll miss the green
I think i ll celebrate it by shooting my age, hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
I m 2 45 right down the middle, i m 2 45 right down the middle Keith, and put it all together
i think i ll celebrate it by shooting my age
I m a shitty golfer, i got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
You can put me down for a five, i ve been out there hackin every day of my life, and put it all together
I played augusta, i hit em again
i m a shitty golfer
And one time at sawgrass i shot 83, i m 2 45 right down the middle
Most of us are, i m 2 45 right down the middle
To the left just a little, and i ll miss the green, you can put me down for a five
I hit em fast and i hit em thin, you can put me down for a five, and new taylormade driver didn t make me any better
and i played pebble beach
I m 2 45 right down the middle, to the left just a little Golfer, to the left just a little
and new taylormade driver didn t make me any better
You can put me down for a five, chili dip a wedge Shitty, and i played pebble beach