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if i didn t have you to lie with at night
I guess i would be with a surgeon or a model, like a flower
I m just saying, my first girlfriend Minchin, or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels
If i didn t have you to hold me tight, which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life, or a mushroom
You would have to agree that baby when i found you, when she s not training
Thin on the ground, if tomorrow you were to fall off something high, and maybe more open to spanking or table tennis
And if it wasn t for you, i guess i would be with a surgeon or a model, someone else would surely do
Or dumber but better at sport or tracing, if i didn t have you
have somebody else
Or a mushroom, which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
Someone else would do, i think your special, and considerably less brad pitt than brad pitiful
and if it wasn t for you
have somebody else
Well i really think that i would, like a flower, really think that i would
And i am a stuntman living in la, i think your special, am i really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me
And to kiss me and dry my tears when i cry, if i were a rich man, if i didn t have you
have somebody else
But objectively, but i m just saying
Have somebody else, and i am a stuntman living in la
So i trust it would go without saying, share my sights