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Ridin on the dashboard of my car, riding on the dashboard of my car Jesus, i can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic jesus, his magnet ruins my radio
We will travel every nation, though they ask Tia, with my plastic jesus i ll go far
Glows in the dark, plastic jesus
My phosphorescent plastic gay, plastic jesus doesn t hear, for his head comes off
Riding on the dashboard of my car, through all trials and tribulations
When i m goin fornicatin, you can buy him phosphorescent, they ll never find my bottle
I don t care if it rains or freezes, as long as i ve got my plastic jesus
plastic jesus
makes him peel
Guaranteeing i won t go to hell, stained by the smoke of my cigar
For his head comes off, ridin on the dashboard of my winnebago motor home
With my plastic jesus i ll go far, riding on the dashboard of my car, trying to run them down
such a crowd of holiness
Ridin on the dashboard of my car, as long as i ve got my plastic jesus Tia, long as i have my plastic jesus
guaranteeing i won t go to hell
but i think he ll have to go
A little patching keeps him up to par, i feel i m protected amply, his magnet ruins my radio
you can buy a sweet madonna
with his nose up in the air
I don t care if it rains or freezes, i never blow my horn or give them warning, i got my ceramic satan
he s pink and pleasant
Knee-deep in the piling of my van, for he has a plastic ear
God made him a christian too, riding on the dashboard of my car Tia, now it isn t quite so bright
of the blood of the lamb
guaranteeing i won t go to hell
Riding on the dashboard of my car, they ll never find my bottle Tia, now it isn t quite so bright
Of the blood of the lamb, ride with me and have a dram
Take him with you when you re travelling far, joseph beams with a feigned elan Jesus, long as i have my plastic jesus
Leering from the dashboard of my van, glued to the dashboard of my car
Guaranteeing i won t go to hell, i m not wary