Person man, person man
hit on the head with a frying pan
lives his life in a garbage can
person man
is he depressed or is he a mess
does he feel totally worthless?
who came up with person man?
Degraded man
person man
The older you get the more this song personally attacks you
Love Hamton's grin at the end it's like he's thinking "This is for all the crap you've put me through before" since he's usually the butt of Plucky's schemes.
Greatest metaphor for the disconnects between the physical (particle), mathematical (triangle), humanist (person) academic projects/ perspectives on reality (universe) of all time. Plus an accordion solo!
Really want to know more about this "person man". Is he depressed or is he a mess? Is he totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Honestly, this story would make the best animated short film of the decade!
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
Commenting Man, Commenting Man,
Typing up comments as fast as he can,
What does he type? Its not important,
Commenting Man.
Does he have a wife? Or even a life?
Why does he cause so much strife? Is it because he's online all night? Nobody knows, Commenting Man.
Florida Man, Florida Man
Get's on the news anyway that he can
Why is he there? It's not important
Florida Man,
Is he on Crack? is he on Meth?
when he's in jail will he get respect? For doing the things that are insane, nobody knows, Florida man.