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You can bump off every member of your family, you just do it with a little more finesse
Now if you have a taste for this experience, murder by numbers
Cause its murder by numbers, and anybody else you find a bore
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess, you just do it with a little more finesse, cause its murder by numbers
Once that you ve decided on a killing, murder by numbers
for murder is the sport of the elected
first you make a stone of your heart
it s as easy to learn as your abc
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome, and you can join the ranks of the illustrious
It s as easy to learn as your a, if you become the leader of the land, there really isn t any need for bloodshed
then you must try a twosome or a threesome
and you don t need to lift a finger of your hand
It s as easy to learn as your abc, then you must try a twosome or a threesome
For murder is like anything you take to its a habit-forming need for more and more, e murder by numbers
And you can reach the top of your profession, murder by numbers, if you become the leader of the land
and you don t need to lift a finger of your hand
Just turn on your t.v, and if you find that your hands are still willing, and you re flushed with your very first success
For murder is the sport of the elected, you just do it with a little more finesse, murder by numbers
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess, you just do it with a little more finesse, it s as easy to learn
At least the ones that we all know by name, murder by numbers
You just do it with a little more finesse, it s as easy to learn as your abc
Just turn on your t.v, and you can reach the top of your profession, if you can slip a tablet into someones coffee
Murder by numbers, and anybody else you find a bore, and you don t need to lift a finger of your hand
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess, all our greatest killers were industrious
First you make a stone of your heart, and you ll find your conscience bothers you much less, it s as easy to learn as your abc