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remember birthdays like a boss
Send some faxes like a boss, crash into the sun like a boss, crash into the sun like a boss
swallow sadness like a boss
Micromanage like a boss, get rejected like a boss, suck my own dick like a boss
You chop your balls off and die, crash into the sun like a boss, eat some chicken strips like a boss
remember birthdays like a boss
Yeah yeah i got it, you said it about 400 times
Crash into the sun like a boss, remember birthdays like a boss Lonely, you said it about 400 times
And i think at uhh one point there, oh fuck man i can t fucking do it, yeah no i got that
Hit on debra like a boss, fifth of vodka like a boss
Crash into the sun like a boss, nah that ain t me
promote synergy like a boss
I m the boss, meet a giant fish like a boss, chop my balls off like a boss
Call a sex line like a boss, puke on debra s desk like a boss
Well the first thing i do is, fifth of vodka like a boss
You said it about 400 times, harrassment lawsuit like a boss, score some coke like a boss
suck my own dick like a boss
So take us through a day in the life of the boss, so you re in charge around here, nah that ain t me
Demand a refund like a boss, you said it about 400 times, crash into the sun like a boss
I m the boss, suck a dude s dick like a boss, eat a bagel like a boss
Eat a bagel like a boss, harrassment lawsuit like a boss
lead a workshop like a boss
i m the boss
Call a sex line like a boss, yeah no i got that, lead a workshop like a boss
crash into the sun like a boss
you said it about 400 times
Hit on debra like a boss, cry deeply like a boss, so that s an average day for you then
Eat a bagel like a boss, meet a giant fish like a boss, talk to corporate like a boss
Meet a giant fish like a boss, suck a dude s dick like a boss
score some coke like a boss
I m the boss, jump out the window like a boss
swallow sadness like a boss
Fuck its brains out like a boss, nah that ain t me
Crash into the sun like a boss, i m the boss
fuck its brains out like a boss
bomb the russians like a boss
Fuck its brains out like a boss, well this has been eye opening for me, demand a refund like a boss
Suck my own dick like a boss, you said it about 400 times
Suck a dude s dick like a boss, no promotion like a boss
You said something about sucking your own dick, suck a dude s dick like a boss The, puke on debra s desk like a boss
Buy a gun like a boss, cry deeply like a boss
Suck my own dick like a boss, eat a bagel like a boss The, i m the boss