Lyrics
But you can t shut him up when he s drunk, then they start on the barmaid or barman
Repeating themselves as they bore you, there s a character i ve met in my travels
So with each drink they gather more wisdom, while swaying there on their barstool, or the good things you don t want to know
You re the only great hero i choose, but a pain in the rear when they re full
he butts in on your conversation
All together, he s a man of few words when he s sober Dusty, and with each drink they gather more wisdom
oh they re personal friends of the famous
and bore you until you retreat
he annoys everyone who is near him
but a pain in the rear when they re full
then they start on the barmaid or barman
Then they start on the barmaid or barman, then they start on the barmaid or barman, you re the only great hero i choose
the dancers and sportsmen and so and they tell all the bad things about them
there s a character i ve met in my travels
and bore you until you retreat
And of him in this song i will tell, he s a really nice bloke when he s sober Sober, while good manners take a back seat
Dah dah da da dah, and bores you until you retreat Bloke, quite often they re worse than the men are
But come on like a rash when they re boozed, but you can t shut him up when he s drunk
The dancers and sportsmen and so and they tell all the bad things about them, sitting there on his barstool, there s a character i ve met in my travels
Of someone like him you know well, then he starts on the barmaid or barman, he s a really nice bloke when he s sober
Quite often they re worse than the men are, with unlimited dull boring junk
And bores you until you retreat, oh they re personal friends of the famous
While swaying there on their barstool, oh they re personal friends of the famous, well they re pretty nice folks when they re sober
well they re pretty nice folks when they re sober
Quite often they re worse than the men are, while swaying there on their barstool, the dancers and sportsmen and so and they tell all the bad things about them
And they butt in on your conversation, while swaying there on their barstool
The dancers and sportsmen and so and they tell all the bad things about them, quite often they re worse than the men are, quite often they re worse than the men are
well i m using the men for example
while good manners take a back seat
you re a bloody good lot they insist
while good manners take a back seat
but a pain in the rear when they re full