"You think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat" -> Cats do this to everyone, don't worry. =-D
Pigface - Sweetmeat
I love all animals but
They don't love me back
I tend to put them in a
State of full attack
You think I'd pet a kitten
And it would rub against me
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry I cry
I want a pet so bad
I can just taste it
I'd love to walk a dog and
Not be chased by it
By it
You think I'd feed a stray dog
And it would love me freely
But that doesn't ever happen
I must be made of sweetmeat
Cause they bite me
They try to eat me alive
I get so frightened
I cry
Sweetmeat! Sweetmeat!
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I can't even take a walk
In the great outdoors
Cause suddenly I'm being
Chased by wild boars
Squirrels hit me with their nuts
Raccoons with their hissing bit
The deer they take turns kicking
The rabbits try to maul me
The snakes are licking lying
Their tying me down
They wrap them selves
Around my legs
The poison me
They paralyze me
The birds are pecking my eyes
They rip out of all of my hair
I tell them go on have a bite
Make a pig out of yourselves
I'm made of meat
And I am sweet meat