Patton Oswalt - My Prostitute free for downloading

"I need you to put this bowl of orange slices on your head, and I'm gonna watch Lethal Weapon 2 and JO..." You know, I've never gotten a hooker... But I might, just to do this exact thing.

And Richard Pryor grew up in a brothel. He was perhaps the best comedian; so Patton, you may be onto something.

Hooker is exactly the entire population of appleton wisconsin.

" AP English for the win. Nice. "

I have a female 3 year old toddler, whose birth name is Opal Rose. And she's already dangerously conniving as hell. And even more Dangerously Charming. Thanks for adding fuel to the fire that is my already pre-existing future fears. As I've already said on numerous occasions... Well, it certainly looks like we're going to be moving to a monastery.

Wouldn't most prostitutes have a very sad story? It's either when they were younger or it was part of their current life.

One of my friend's dad had gotten a prostitute when he was younger. His step dad was filthy rich and one day got my friend's dad a prostitute. My friend's father didn't have sex with her, he just played cards with her the whole night.

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For a brief period during my life, I was the guy who drives around a sex worker and makes sure she isn't beaten nor murdered. It was eye-opening. It was like being a moveable chaperone. You have no idea how many times the girl would come back to the car with money and all she'd done was console a flaccid man and listen to him cry about his wife or mother or girlfriend. She loved those calls. Some men just need an ear -- a womanly concern.

I've thought about getting a prostitute. This has helped reassure me that I shouldn't lol Thanks Patton.

The funniest thing about this bit is that he thinks he's the only guy who's ever gotten cold feet with a prostitute and still paid out of sympathy. It's probably why she told him her life story in the first place.