Lyrics
Photographic duchess, cousin of the queen
I’ve been infatuated duchess since I knew you had the queen
It’s the way you move in castle grounds
You are the cousin of the queen for Christ’s sake
Duchess I will like you
And that says a lot for me
I’d like you even better duchess
If she died and you were queen
Regal by appointment, relation to the queen
I thought you were attractive duchess
But that clinched it all for me
Sometimes you’re here at my side
And sometimes you travel in time
I don’t believe that wherever you travel
You’d get an assistant like mine