Lyrics
I m not going to call you up on the telephone no more, because i know what you are
i m standing at a phone booth
you ve got the utica club waterfalls
i can picture you there on that stool
i know where you are
then i do my usual thing
I know where you are, i know where you are i know where you are the, dean martin s on the jukebox
I m standing at a phone booth, you ve got the miller high life bouncing balls, i m not going to call you up on the telephone no more
You re down at the bar, the tearjerkers are jerking your tears
but i m going to have to give you the score
I m sick and tired of getting back my dimes, you got a big red nose, drinking like a drunken fool
that s what you are
i know where you are
or maybe it s tammy wynette
Drinking like a drunken fool, paying for your lowlife thrills with wet quarters and soggy one dollar bills, then i do my usual thing
you re down at the bar
you re down at the bar
That s what you are, i m not going to call you up on the telephone no more
i know where you are
I know where you are i know where you are, you ve got the miller high life bouncing balls the, nobody s at home
i m sick and tired of listening to that phone ring 15 times
Lost weekend on a tuesday night, or maybe it s tammy wynette
You re a lush, i call you up on the phone
I know where you are i know where you are, you re down drinking at the bar
I know where you are i know where you are, you re at sot at, you re down drinking at the bar
i know where you are i know where you are
But i m going to have to give you the score, i m not going to call you up on the telephone no more, muttering into your glass
I know what you are, the tearjerkers are jerking your tears
Muttering into your glass, salt water in your whiskey and your beers Loudon, because i know what you are
i know where you are
I m standing at a phone booth, i know where you are i know where you are
Go ahead get drunk, muttering into your glass
you got a big red nose
i know what you are
I m standing at a phone booth, you re sitting there on your ass
i m sick and tired of listening to that phone ring 15 times
i m sick and tired of listening to that phone ring 15 times