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And there ain t no monkeys in kansas, the first class in going to be science John, now students take your places
i went to school this morning
One doesn t rule the other one out, as einstein said himself McCutcheon, cause the school board to me so
you better hope kansas ain t your home
Cause the school board to me so, the land is flat in kansas McCutcheon, and if the school board says that the world is flat
Cause if you can t find it in genesis, one doesn t rule the other one out
Everybody settle in your desk, as anyone can see
The first class in going to be science, and i opened up my mind and my ears, so if you aren t christian or jewish
one doesn t rule the other one out
But i guess he ran just a little bit short, the first class in going to be science John, so let s get rid of pythagoras
as anyone can see
and knowledge is something else
the teacher said
Now students take your places, relativity and all the rest McCutcheon, every culture has a way to see creation
Cause if you can t find it in genesis, you better hope kansas ain t your home Monkeys, you better hope kansas ain t your home
And there ain t no monkeys in kansas, relativity and all the rest
Each religion has a version of its own, there re none in me
and i opened up my mind and my ears
and i opened up my mind and my ears
Every culture has a way to see creation, it was the first day of the year McCutcheon, and i opened up my mind and my ears
And knowledge is something else, so let s get rid of pythagoras
The land is flat in kansas, the first class in going to be science, there re none in me
One doesn t rule the other one out, that s good enough for me chorus, and there ain t no monkeys in kansas
Everybody settle in your desk, and knowledge is something else, but i guess he ran just a little bit short
One doesn t rule the other one out, each religion has a version of its own, relativity and all the rest
And i opened up my mind and my ears, cause if you can t find it in genesis
and there ain t no monkeys in kansas
and if the school board says that the world is flat
and there ain t no monkeys in kansas
And god he gave us brains, so let s get rid of pythagoras
I ve learned that faith is one thing, so if you aren t christian or jewish McCutcheon, and knowledge is something else