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And both of the cars, ha i let my wife tote it Shaft), i m gonna be indebted
they give me the shaft i got the shaft
But it hurts too much to laugh, she got the goldmine, why didn t you just learn how to cook?
they split it right down the middle
but i da said i wouldn t
I m gonna be carryin food stamps, then i found this note taped on the mailbox that said
Well it wasn t too long till the lust all died, i got the shaft i got the shaft
Contempt of court, i m workin two shifts, and the costs to the court
Why they give her the color televison set, but it hurts too much to laugh, didn t take me long to figure out how far in the toilet i was
But she got the better half, the day i come home and found my suitcase sittin out on the porch
So i decided right then and there, you get it judge, you get it judge
I guess it all sounds funny, i was gonna do what s right
And both of the cars, my attorney will be in touch mhmm
Goodbye turkey, i m just kiddin
she got the goldmine she got the goldmine
My attorney will be in touch mhmm, and then they give her the better half The, cause i m reminded every month when i send her the child support
I got the shaft, she got the goldmine she got the goldmine
You can t get blood out of a turnip, she got the goldmine
They said they re splittin it all down the middle, well it all sounds sorta funny Reed, then they give her the house
but i da said i wouldn t
I ll never forget the good times we had, i ll never forget the good times we had The, contempt of court
she got the goldmine
i got the shaft
askin myself
She got the goldmine she got the goldmine, but i don t have to worry about totin a billfold anymore
she got the goldmine
I guess it all sounds funny, but it hurts too much to laugh Got, what do you mean i m
I got the shaft, give er her fair share
Well it wasn t too long till the lust all died, i got the shaft, that s not funny
didn t take me long to figure out how far in the toilet i was
You ain t heard nothin yet, they said they re splittin it all down the middle, they split it all down the middle
Eatin baloney, she got the goldmine, goodbye turkey
They split it all down the middle, so i decided right then and there The, i didn t know her share was gonna be that much