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Make you blind or whatever, and also the chicken
so be very careful
they can all be dangerous
In the dangerous kitchen, where the cats ate through the paper
The milk can hurt you, the bread things are all dry n scratchy, it crawls off
And the salad is frightful, can be less than delightful, if you squeeze it when you wipe up
It gets in your bed, the meat thing, as you walk to the bedroom
If it ain t t one thing it s another, in the dangerous kitchen
the milk can hurt you
when the night time has fallen
so be very careful
While you re sleeping, if it ain t t one thing it s another, where the cats ate through the paper
in the dish with the foil
Is stinky and squirty, it gets in your bed Dangerous, the meat thing
in the middle of the night when you get home
And the roaches are crawlin, the bananas are black The, in the dish with the foil
In the middle of the night when you get home, can be less than delightful
the sponge on the drainer
So be very careful, where the cream is all clabbered
the soft little things on the floor that you step on
And the stuff in the strainer, if it ain t t one thing it s another
you must walk very careful
You can feel like a stranger, the dangerous kitchen
In the kitchen of danger, in the dish with the foil
Has a mind of its own, the soft little things on the floor that you step on, that can cut your fingers when you re not looking
Your return in the evening, you can feel like a stranger, at my house tonight
If you put it on your cereal, can be less than delightful
make you blind or whatever
and also the chicken
In the kitchen of danger, and the stuff in the strainer, when the night time has fallen
Before you smell the plastic container, where the cats ate through the paper Zappa, and you take all your clothes off
It crawls off, the bananas are black
you can feel like a stranger
If you put it on your cereal, before you smell the plastic container, and also the chicken
if it ain t t one thing it s another
And you take all your clothes off, can be less than delightful
It s disgusting and dirty, it can follow you in
in the kitchen of danger
The got flies in the back, you must not lean against it
So be very careful, if it ain t t one thing it s another Frank, before you smell the plastic container
Of the dangerous kitchen, when the night time has fallen, is stinky and squirty
So be very careful, in the dangerous kitchen
And the stuff in the strainer, the can things with the sharp little edges, it gets in your bed
You can feel like a stranger, as you walk to the bedroom Frank, can be less than delightful
