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Hello, I hope you’re doing well
As you can probably tell, we have a very special guest in the studio
Please give a warm welcome to Ms
Pineapple
She is wearing a disguise so that her identity can remain hidden
Mrs
Pineapple, why don’t you say hello to our friend?
And can you tell them why you’re here today?
Very good
As you’ve just heard, Ms
Pineapple has been experiencing some stress and anxiety
So, she had elected to volunteer for this relaxation session
I will be performing a variety of tests on Ms
Pineapple, to see which particular ASMR triggers she responds to
And if you’d like, you can feel free to join Ms
Pineapple