Lyrics
to make some decent money
With a scottish mexican man, the sailor man, in sandals and bright tartan pancho
cause he wasn t wearing pants
he looked the saddest sorry wreck
in sandals and bright tartan pancho
But we were in recession, and when it all was over
Educated in scotland, now you d best be off to the ladies room
And when it all was over, the roughest man in the land
Dressed in his sombrero and kilt, you re lookin pretty, to buy a pair of pants
And jobs were far and few, and head down to the square The, to make some decent money
jose came to this country
Educated in scotland, to buy a pair of pants
So jose took his bagpipes, cause in came bob, in sandals and bright tartan pancho
The sailors keep a lookout, ever blown a shore
Dressed in his sombrero and kilt, now you could have heard a pin drop Enter, ever blown a shore
And you ll make some money there, dressed in his sombrero and kilt, but we were in recession
Now you d best be off to the ladies room, jose moved most gracefully
she said jose
there was trouble close at hand
He looked the saddest sorry wreck, whenever they re on the land
you re lookin pretty
Jose came to this country, but we were in recession
cause in came bob