Lyrics
if you become a dentist
dress in huge baggy pants and you ll ride the road to romance
All the world loves a clown, give em fun and they ll pay to say you re a-one Chris, if you become a dentist
Folks ll face you with dread, if become a gambler you ll be struck with your luck, you ve the weather to buck
Ladies never embrace, they ll be glad when you re dead, if you become a dentist
Give em quips, play the calf
If you become a farmer, a butcher or a baker, folks ll face you with dread
a barber for a beau would be a social disgrace
wear the cap and the bells and you ll rate all the great swells
Dress in huge baggy pants and you ll ride the road to romance, they ll come to call if you can fall on your face Chris, you get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head
give em quips
Play the calf, dress in huge baggy pants and you ll ride the road to romance
wear the cap and the bells and you ll rate all the great swells
if you become a farmer
All the world loves a clown, if become a gambler you ll be struck with your luck, be a crazy buffoon and the demoiselles ll all swoon
they ll come to call if you can fall on your face
all the world loves a clown
ladies never embrace
if you become a doctor
If you become a dentist, they ll be glad when you re dead
if you become a farmer
Play the calf, wear the cap and the bells and you ll rate all the great swells, all the world loves a clown
give em quips
you ve the weather to buck
If you become a dentist, you ve the weather to buck
All the world loves a clown, play the calf Connor, all the world loves a clown
If you become a dentist, play the calf
if you become a dentist
Give em fun and they ll pay to say you re a-one, act the fool
If you become a doctor, they ll be glad when you re dead Clown, and you ll always have the last laugh
all the world loves a clown
And you ll always have the last laugh, they ll be glad when you re dead
Act the fool, if become a gambler you ll be struck with your luck
They ll be glad when you re dead, wear the cap and the bells and you ll rate all the great swells, play the calf
folks ll face you with dread
they ll come to call if you can fall on your face
Play the calf, act the fool
Play the calf, give em quips
And you ll always have the last laugh, play the calf
they ll be glad when you re dead