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I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out, father don t give a monkey s and this is what he said, he wasn t half mad
They re out there snogging in the passage all night, she was in a temper pulling out her hair
and if he comes round here there s gonna be a row
If he thinks he s takin liberties i ll punch him on the nose, father don t give a monkey s and this is what he said The, think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin
your sister s courtin a scruffy looking ted
If he comes round here, says shes got no sense the silly little cow Here), he wasn t half mad
Mother phoned up last night she was going spare, i ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job
i don t care if he comes round here
Says shes got no sense the silly little cow, he looks like something that the cats brought in, your sister s courtin a scruffy looking ted
They re out there snogging in the passage all night, mother says calm down dad he s alright
He wasn t half mad, think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin The, father don t give a monkey s and this is what he said
He wasn t half mad, got holes in his soles and he s hanging in rags
they re out there snogging in the passage all night
he wasn t half mad
She was in a temper pulling out her hair, i don t care if he comes round here, if he comes round here
mother says calm down dad he s alright
I ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job, she was in a temper pulling out her hair
he wasn t half mad
If he comes round here, she was in a temper pulling out her hair
She was in a temper pulling out her hair, he wasn t half mad
Never got no money, mother phoned up last night she was going spare Dave, on top of that he says i tell you why i got the hump
I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad, if he thinks he s takin liberties i ll punch him on the nose the, so he comes to the telephone
Got holes in his soles and he s hanging in rags, i ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job
Never got no money, father don t give a monkey s and this is what he said, got holes in his soles and he s hanging in rags
So he comes to the telephone, says shes got no sense the silly little cow, on top of that he says i tell you why i got the hump
there s nothing seems to fit her she s a running out of clothes
if he thinks he s takin liberties i ll punch him on the nose
i got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin, she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
They re out there snogging in the passage all night, your sister s courtin a scruffy looking ted, and if he comes round here there s gonna be a row
He looks like something that the cats brought in, i ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job
On top of that he says i tell you why i got the hump, there s nothing seems to fit her she s a running out of clothes Beer, says shes got no sense the silly little cow
Got holes in his soles and he s hanging in rags, she was in a temper pulling out her hair
I ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job, father don t give a monkey s and this is what he said
he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob
He looks like something that the cats brought in, so he comes to the telephone
they re out there snogging in the passage all night
i ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job
never got no money
he looks like something that the cats brought in
they re out there snogging in the passage all night
says shes got no sense the silly little cow
I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad, if he comes round here
Got holes in his soles and he s hanging in rags, i don t care Song, if he thinks he s takin liberties i ll punch him on the nose
Mother says calm down dad he s alright, i don t care, he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out, they re out there snogging in the passage all night Chas, think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin
So he comes to the telephone, says shes got no sense the silly little cow
Says shes got no sense the silly little cow, think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin
got holes in his soles and he s hanging in rags
Mother says calm down dad he s alright, i ll tell you something else an all he s never got a job, he wasn t half mad
so he comes to the telephone
Father don t give a monkey s and this is what he said, he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob, i don t care