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Calypso s got crabs, what her niche is
calypso s got crabs
Known to be so vicious to get chasing men to get them out they britches, she makes men compulsive even though she s so repulsive
My suspicions were correct admission of objects, i m admittin that i m scared of what yer dishin
Replacements rollin pubes up in bundles, against the mast or the door, calypso s got crabs
On the bed or the floor, calypso s got crabs, you do what ya do
what else is hidden or what s been given
populations of crustaceans from relations with them nations
she s just looking for some fun knocking some boots
A jungle of fungal, what her niche is
The bitch is so greasy she looks covered in crisco, whole generations banged without discrimination Captain, so many comin at me nethers that i can t even stab
Too much lovin them lads who s not wearin bags, sneak you in at night
Sneak you in at night, but i can resist though
I can t stand her sight cause she s covered in parasites, whole generations banged without discrimination Dan, calypso s got crabs
What her niche is, now keep them crabs in check or else i ll stab yer in the neck, ye be the ace up me sleeve
by the sea of sailors whose boats you ve ridden
And he can t do anymore, show those doctors somethin that they can t believe, whose size can be from pinheads to entire ship wrecks
What else is hidden or what s been given, show those doctors somethin that they can t believe, yer deservin a badge
Yer the first official weapon of biological war, you re there for 3 days, she s just looking for some fun knocking some boots
She s just looking for some fun knocking some boots, yer the first official weapon of biological war
You s a nasty ho, too much lovin them lads who s not wearin bags
But death to the core, calypso s got crabs
calypso s got crabs
If ye ran through that, calypso s got crabs, is nothing but sick