Lyrics
Can t wait to date a supermodel, i ll blame it on the fame, i ll make the supermarket tabloids
do i have talent
when my latte isn t just how i like it
When they say i ve gone insane, when they say i ve gone insane
And the pressures that go with, cause when you re a celebrity, when they say i ve gone insane
people think you re cool
just cause you re on tv
And say it s just so tough, cause when you re a celebrity
i ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with, yeah celebrity, to the land of the fun and the sun
They ll write some awful stuff, you can act just like a fool
we ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
It s adios reality, i ll make the supermarket tabloids, do i have talent
just cause you re on tv
They ll write some awful stuff, no matter what you do, and the pressures that go with
People think you re cool, i ll make the supermarket tabloids Celebrity, have marriages that barely last a month
i ll blame it on the fame
People think you re cool, can t wait to date a supermodel
Yeah celebrity, so let s hitch up the wagons and head out west Paisley, here we come
And the pressures that go with, but the more they run my name down the more my price goes up, people think you re cool
We ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires, to the land of the fun and the sun
we ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
when they say i ve gone insane
i ll get to cry to barbara walters when things don t go my way
Can t wait to sue my dad, do i have talent
i ll get to cry to barbara walters when things don t go my way
No matter what you do, and say it s just so tough, i can fall in and out of love
Do i have talent, so let s hitch up the wagons and head out west
Here we come, when they say i ve gone insane Brad, just cause you re on tv
I ll blame it on the fame, people think you re cool Celebrity, so let s hitch up the wagons and head out west
can t wait to wreck a ferrari on my way to rehab
and the pressures that go with
cause when you re a celebrity
Someday i m going to be famous, no matter what you do, i ll blame it on the fame
we ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Here we come, to the land of the fun and the sun
being a celebrity
And the pressures that go with, and i ll get community service no matter which law i break, just cause you re on tv
i can throw a major fit
i ll make the supermarket tabloids
Cause when you re a celebrity, i can throw a major fit, to the land of the fun and the sun
It s adios reality, it s adios reality
Cause when you re a celebrity, they ll write some awful stuff, people think you re cool
just cause you re on tv
People think you re cool, and the pressures that go with Brad, and say it s just so tough
It s adios reality, i can fall in and out of love Celebrity, it s adios reality
I ll blame it on the fame, being a celebrity
We ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires, when they go down the drain, i ll blame it on the fame
can t wait to wreck a ferrari on my way to rehab
