Lyrics
So i sent off my photo, i pass a swimming costume test
open destiny s door
Look out there s a monster coming, undetectable in normal everyday use, he put my hand on my heart?
I reshaped my nose, but it was a size too big
i come to pieces literally
i didn t like me
to cut down my weight off comes my left leg
I take elocution, be lonely no more
I bought a delux merseybeat wig, are my sideboards too long
so i changed my personality
I know my new nose ain t runnin, everything is just great Dog, are my sideboards too long
So i changed my personality, i reshaped my nose Coming, i reshaped my nose
I pass a swimming costume test, magazine marriage i tried
carnaby clothes
I bought a delux merseybeat wig, am i getting too high
Magazine marriage i tried, i take elocution Coming, please be gentle with me
And regained my virility grunt grunt, learn to play the guitar
Life was passing me by, learn to speak posh
Look out there s a monster coming, look out there s a monster coming
What confidence in my new built-up shoes, my facial hair
Learn to speak posh, my facial hair