Lyrics
We re so glad you re home, your uncle walter s goin on and on, they beat themselves on the backs with chains
Now he s back, they re gettin rich with a mail order scheme
oh your uncle walter saw who fired the shots
So how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter, you know he s been around the world, how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter
He drove his chair in the cavalcade, where did you go that you were gone so long Folds, they re gettin rich with a mail order scheme
There was a fleet of battleships and one reclinin chair, with cigarettes and a six pack, you know he s been around the world
to tell us what he and his oldest boy blair
he drove his chair in the cavalcade
Where did you go that you were gone so long, oh your uncle walter saw who fired the shots, we re so glad you re home
Now he s back, bout everything he s seen and done Ben, a fifty minute lecture
Come on your uncle walter s goin on and on, bout everything he s seen and done, your uncle walter saw who fired the shots
Bout everything he s seen and done, where did you go that you were gone so long
Teardrops in his armchair, now he s back, where did you go that you were gone so long
Bout everything he s seen and done, headed north on the arabian sea, what a perfect world this world would be if he was president now but he s not
headed north on the arabian sea
Your uncle walter told me everythin he d do if he was president, he knows that in a moment they ll be shootin up heroin
the spits flyin everywhere
where did you go that you were gone so long
they beat themselves on the backs with chains
There was a fleet of battleships and one reclinin chair, you re back so late
Teardrops in his armchair, how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter
Your uncle walter told me everythin he d do if he was president, oh your uncle walter saw who fired the shots, how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter
You re back so late, he flew to baghdad in his magical armchair
He drove his chair in the cavalcade, a fifty minute lecture Ben, he just got back
with cigarettes and a six pack
how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter
Where did you go that you were gone so long, he s drunk watchin the television Uncle, oh your uncle walter saw who fired the shots
they beat themselves on the backs with chains
you know he s been around the world
you re back so late
Where did you go that you were gone so long, oh your uncle walter saw who fired the shots
headed north on the arabian sea
Oh your uncle walter saw who fired the shots, he just got back, now he s back
how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter
Bout everything he s seen and done, your uncle walter s goin on and on
How could you leave me here so long with uncle walter, your uncle walter told me everythin he d do if he was president
He s flown from south africa to countries where, with cigarettes and a six pack, so how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter
A fifty minute lecture, your uncle walter told me everythin he d do if he was president, tobacco juice rollin down his chin
What a perfect world this world would be if he was president now but he s not, you know he s been around the world Folds, where did you go that you were gone so long
Your uncle walter saw who fired the shots, a fifty minute lecture, he s flown from south africa to countries where
Bout everything he s seen and done, your uncle walter s goin on and on
where did you go that you were gone so long
There was a fleet of battleships and one reclinin chair, the voice of fifty years experience
come on your uncle walter s goin on and on
headed north on the arabian sea
What a perfect world this world would be if he was president now but he s not, how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter, come on your uncle walter s goin on and on
Your uncle walter s goin on and on, come on your uncle walter s goin on and on
How could you leave me here so long with uncle walter, we re so glad you re home, he drove his chair in the cavalcade
Come on your uncle walter s goin on and on, he just got back, teardrops in his armchair
You re back so late, the spits flyin everywhere
Come on your uncle walter s goin on and on, how could you leave me here so long with uncle walter, the spits flyin everywhere
He just got back, your uncle walter s goin on and on
The voice of fifty years experience, he just got back
your uncle walter s goin on and on
he just got back
he s drunk watchin the television
what a perfect world this world would be if he was president now but he s not
They re gettin rich with a mail order scheme, they re gettin rich with a mail order scheme
bout everything he s seen and done
you re back so late
