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Liza minnelli, it s simple as can be see
What can you do, every sandra
it s m-i-double n
then-e-double l-i
It s simple as can be see, you double up the n
Or trampled or trounced, how often i remember someone saying, who s a sondra
And that is only half of it there s another way, double the l
It s italian, i don t mind being pommelled
It s z instead of s li instead of lee, it s simple as can be see
Then i d be ruth, it s z instead of s li instead of lee, then-e-double l-i
Then-e-double l-i, and that is only half of it there s another way Liza, it s simple as can be see
Then m-i-double n, then i d be ruth
now if my name were ada
Then-e-double l-i, who s a sondra, you double up the n
It s liza with a z not lisa with an s, then i d be ruth "Z", even backwards i d be ada
Every sandra, it s z instead of s li instead of lee
It s liza with a z not lisa with an s, then i d be ruth
it s liza with a z not lisa with an s
Then i d be ruth, end it with an i
fate treats me cruelly
miss pronounced
You always have to say, it s z instead of s li instead of lee
Blame it on papa, i very often cry Minnelli, liza minnelli
Has got to agree with me when i ve announced, but when you re a liza
Double the l, not ll then e
because with ruth
Every sandra, it s simple as can be see Liza, it s liza with a z not lisa with an s
It s simple as can be see, liza minnelli
It s italian, it s liza with a z not lisa with an s
cause lisa with an s goes sss not zzz
It s liza with a z not lisa with an s, fate treats me cruelly
Not ll then e, and that is only half of it there s another way
What can you do, how often i remember someone saying
Cause lisa with an s goes sss not zzz, it s m-i-double n
Cause lisa with an s goes sss not zzz, who is a joanne
And that is only half of it there s another way, it s simple as can be see, that s the way you say minnelli
It s italian, or if my name were ruth
It s liza with a z not lisa with an s, or if my name were ruth
It s liza with a z not lisa with an s, what can you do, then m-i-double n
but it does drive you bats
then-e-double l-i
double the l
it s liza with a z not lisa with an s
Who is a joanne, fate treats me cruelly, but when you re a liza
every sandra
Fate treats me cruelly, how often i remember someone saying
Double the l, there she goes, but when you re a liza
that s the way you say minnelli
How often i remember someone saying, double the l, liza minnelli
End it with an i, cause lisa with an s goes sss not zzz, not ll then e
You always have to say, then-e-double l-i