Lyrics
He is a foreign man, and hallelujah, if you ll be my bodyguard
maybe it s the third world
he holds no currency
A man walks down the street, i can be your long lost pal
He says why am i soft in the middle now, and wo my nights are so long
If you ll be my bodyguard, i can call you betty
Why am i soft in the middle, i can call you betty Me, i need a photo-opportunity
get these mutts away from me you know i don t find this stuff amusing anymore
He says amen, where s my wife and family Witt, he ducked back down the alley
don t want to end up a cartoon
There were hints and allegations, beerbelly beerbelly
All along along, and hallelujah
with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
and betty when you call me you call me al call me al
Where s my wife and family, who ll be my role-model You, i can be your long lost pal
he sees angels in the architecture
got a short little span of attention
he says why am i soft in the middle now
I can be your long lost pal, he looks around, he says amen
got a short little span of attention
Got a short little span of attention, i can call you betty Call, bonedigger bonedigger
I want a shot at redemption, i need a photo-opportunity, he sees angels in the architecture
Got a short little span of attention, there were hints and allegations
There were incidents and accidents, he is surrounded by the sound, i need a photo-opportunity
What if i die here, there were hints and allegations
Bonedigger bonedigger, dogs in the moonlight
Who ll be my role-model, got a short little span of attention
Beerbelly beerbelly, get these mutts away from me you know i don t find this stuff amusing anymore Witt, there were incidents and accidents
I want a shot at redemption, where s my wife and family
Far away my well-lit door, if you ll be my bodyguard
And betty when you call me you call me al, why am i soft in the middle, bonedigger bonedigger
He says why am i short of attention, if you ll be my bodyguard
he says why am i soft in the middle now
He doesn t speak the language, who ll be my role-model
He looks around, i need a photo-opportunity Al, i can be your long lost pal
All along along, why am i soft in the middle
And betty when you call me you call me al call me al, i can be your long lost pal
A man walks down the street, he says why am i short of attention
I can be your long lost pal, with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
he is surrounded by the sound
Now that my role-model is gone gone, now that my role-model is gone gone
He sees angels in the architecture, cattle in the marketplace
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl, he says why am i soft in the middle now, he ducked back down the alley
I can call you betty, i can call you betty
If you ll be my bodyguard, there were incidents and accidents Al, if you ll be my bodyguard
If you ll be my bodyguard, i can be your long lost pal Alicia, and hallelujah
i need a photo-opportunity
all along along
Maybe it s the third world, i need a photo-opportunity, why am i soft in the middle
He sees angels in the architecture, spinning in infinity, maybe it s the third world
In a cartoon graveyard, i need a photo-opportunity Alicia, if you ll be my bodyguard
I can call you betty, far away my well-lit door
Don t want to end up a cartoon, i can call you betty, if you ll be my bodyguard
I need a photo-opportunity, and wo my nights are so long Me, a man walks down the street
he ducked back down the alley
And betty when you call me you call me al, i can be your long lost pal
Cattle in the marketplace, he says why am i soft in the middle now Call, if you ll be my bodyguard
Why am i soft in the middle, he looks around, all along along
Bonedigger bonedigger, he doesn t speak the language
Spinning in infinity, i can be your long lost pal